Friday, August 14, 2009

Let the Most Haunted Beatdown Begin!

WARNING: If you're a "Most Haunted" fan, you're may wanna pass this one up.

OK, so look: I'm not usually the big outspoken one around here, but I gotta say this: I'm SO freggin' sick of these posers constantly trying to pull the wool over our eyes! I've watched week after week, year after year, and I've come to the conclusion (actually a long time ago) that it is SO horribly fake. It has absolutely nothing at all to do with reality paranormal tv. It's nothing more than a suspense/drama... with terribly bad acting. Don't get me wrong: I love paranormal shows, reality AND scripted, but I draw the line when someone calls it reality when, in "all reality", we know it's staged... ie; Most Haunted. Don't pass it off as real and insult the intelligence of your viewers! Just call it what it is: a supernatural suspense series, like "Supernatural", "Haunted", "Ghost Whisperer", "Phenomenon" and "Medium".

An example would be what I saw tonight:

Karl was "supposedly" trapped in a room and Brian and Stuart were trying to open it. Well, I paused my Dish DVR, backed up and watched in slow-mo, over and over. My conclusion is that they were NOT pulling on the door trying to open it. Stuart was twisting and pushing towards the wall, to the left (you could see this because the handle was loose, which the close-up revealed). In fact, Brian had his hand on it when it finally opened and you could literally see the door knob slip out of his hand as it moved away from him (the door open to the inside where Carl was "trapped"). Physics, mechanics and a bit of common sense tells you that when you're trying to open a door that opens in the opposite direction from where you are, then you will be PUSHING against it, not pulling. hence, when the door opened, Brian's hand should've went along with it, rather than being pulled off the handle in the opposite direction. Momentum is a product of mass and velocity: Mass being Brian's weight, velocity being the "supposed" direction and force against the door. Einstein isn't an idiot... and physics don't lie. Plus, when you're frantically tyring to open a locked door to "rescue" a mate, you'll be pushing against it with both hands: one on the knob, the other on the door itself. Brian wasn't holding a camera, so there's no excuse.

In most reality shows of this nature, the participants usually have no creative control over the show. Some examples would be Ghost Hunters and Ghost Hunters International, who are owned jointly by Pilgrim Films and NBC Universal and controlled by Executive Producer, Craig Piligian. The TAPS name, logo and all things associated are owned by Jason Hawes and Grant Wilson (TAPS)... but NOT the shows. Jason and Grant have no control over the shows. Sure, they have input, but no "real creative control". What this means is that they are at the mercy of both NBC Uni and Pilgrim. Now Most Haunted is completely different because the show is controlled AND owned by Yvette Fielding and her husband, Karl Beattie. Yes, that's right, both Yvette and Karl actually own the show (though Discovery Communications and LivingTV has rights to it). Now what this means is that Yvette, who is the Executive Producer, has total control over what happens and the direction the show moves in. In essence, who is to blame for the current degrading position of the show? YVETTE FIELDING!!!

There will be much more later on busting Most Haunted. for now, take a look at some of these clips exposing Most Haunted and Yvette Fielding for what they are: Horrible Illusionists. Geez... if they're gonna fake it, at least get someone really good in the game to assist. Criss Angel, anyone?

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Most Haunted Exposed

Yvette exposes Most Haunted as the fakes they are. Thanks Yvette, you help us prove our point.

Camera keeps rolling. Guess they didn't expect it to get out to the public. OBVIOUSLY BUSTED!

Most Haunted exposed as fakes

The table cloth creases while Yvette moves her hand. Ciarian O'Keefe actually caught this one. Ouch!

Most Haunted exposed!!! FAKES!!!

Claim they caught EVP when it was just Yvette... clearly saying "Elizabeth, Tapping". I don't get it. Why?

Most Haunted Exposed for the fakes they are!

Stuart didn't think the camera caught him. The excuse was "I don't know why I threw it". Must've been possessed!

Most Haunted busted

Here you can actually see Karl push the glass back (it tips). Now Karl, this doesn't look good, buddy!

Brian and Most Haunted exposed

Using Voodoo. Pin goes in left, Brian feels on right leg. Batteries must have gone dead on his earpiece, eh?

Jason and Grant expose Yvette Fielding and Most Haunted

Here's Part 1 of Jason & Grant confronting Yvette Fielding on Beyond Reality Radio. Get 'em boys!

Jason and Grant confronting Yvette Fielding on Beyond Reality Radio

And here's Part 2 of Jason & Grant confronting Yvette. This was broadcast on Beyond Reality Radio.

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